communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

mariofartwii:

if someone ever asks to summarize 2010 up in one picture, just show them this

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fistful-of-paintballs:

seeing people hate on a character you can relate to the most

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

cobblerbob:

*drops mic*

*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*

marcovicci:

wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit:

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

#I LOVE THOSE TEN PEOPLE AND I WILL DEFEND THEM TO THE GRAVE

levirusclearlytripping:

retrolizard:

but who the daddy

spoopyshikitty I’m fucking done

phil-the-stone:

the-reason-im-here:

Important otp thing:

Who cries at the wedding

Me

lightspeedsound:

becca-morley:

adventures in school

I can tell these are all high schooler stories because there’s nothing about professors getting drunk with you

knerve:

dont even try to tell me this book nerd isn’t kaneki 

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

HENTAIST